{"id":291,"date":"2011-01-25T14:17:20","date_gmt":"2011-01-25T14:17:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bucksurdu.com\/blog\/?p=291"},"modified":"2011-01-25T14:24:06","modified_gmt":"2011-01-25T14:24:06","slug":"funny-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bucksurdu.com\/blog\/?p=291","title":{"rendered":"Funny News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A friend sent me this link:\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk\/content.php?sid=3563&amp;utm_source=PFK_newsletter&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=January_21_2011&amp;utm_term=Man_charged_with_stabbing_victim_using_a_swordfish&amp;utm_content=html\"><em>Swordfish Article<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As many of you know, the name of my tavern for pirate brawls is The Ruptured Swordfish.\u00a0 More than once, a pirate has pulled the stuffed swordfish off the wall and used it as a weapon.<\/p>\n<div class='shareinpost'><ul class=\"socialwrap row\"><li class=\"iconOnly\"><a  rel='nofollow'  target='_blank'  title='Share this post : Funny News on Linkedin'  href='http:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/shareArticle?mini=true&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fbucksurdu.com%2Fblog%2F%3Fp%3D291&amp;title=Funny+News&amp;summary=A+friend+sent+me+this+link%3A%C2%A0%C2%A0%0D%0A%0D%0ASwordfish+Article%0D%0A%0D%0AAs+many+of+you+know%2C+the+name+of+my+tavern+for+pirate+brawls+is+The+Ruptured+Swordfish.%C2%A0+More+than+once%2C+a+pirate+has+pulled+the+stuffed+swordfish+off+the+wall+and+used+it+as+a+weapon.'  ><img  src='http:\/\/bucksurdu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/share-and-follow\/images\/blank.gif'  height='32' width='32'  class='image-32' alt='linkedin'  style='background: transparent url(http:\/\/bucksurdu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/share-and-follow\/default\/32\/sprite-feb-32.png) no-repeat;padding:0;margin:0;height:32px;width:32px;background-position:-1122px 0px'   \/> <span class=\"head\">Share on Linkedin<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"iconOnly\"><a rel=\"_self\" href=\"http:\/\/bucksurdu.com\/blog\/?p=291&feed=rss2\" title=\"Follow this post : Funny News comments\"><img src=\"http:\/\/bucksurdu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/share-and-follow\/images\/blank.gif\" height=\"32\"  width=\"32\" style=\"background: transparent url(http:\/\/bucksurdu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/share-and-follow\/default\/32\/sprite-feb-32.png) no-repeat;padding:0;margin:0;height:32px;width:32px;background-position:-1782px 0px\" class=\"image-32\"  alt=\"rss\" \/> <span class=\"head\">Subscribe to the comments on this post<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"iconOnly\"><a  rel='nofollow'  target='_self'  title='Print this post : Funny News for reading later'  href='javascript:window.print();'  ><img  src='http:\/\/bucksurdu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/share-and-follow\/images\/blank.gif'  height='32' width='32'  class='image-32' alt='print'  style='background: transparent url(http:\/\/bucksurdu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/share-and-follow\/default\/32\/sprite-feb-32.png) no-repeat;padding:0;margin:0;height:32px;width:32px;background-position:-1716px 0px'   \/> <span class=\"head\">Print for later<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"iconOnly\"><a  rel='nofollow'  target='_self'  title='Bookmark this post : Funny News'  href='javascript:window.bookMark(\"http%3A%2F%2Fbucksurdu.com%2Fblog%2F%3Fp%3D291\", \"Funny+News\", BrowserDetect.browser);'  ><img  src='http:\/\/bucksurdu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/share-and-follow\/images\/blank.gif'  height='32' width='32'  class='image-32' alt='bookmark'  style='background: transparent url(http:\/\/bucksurdu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/share-and-follow\/default\/32\/sprite-feb-32.png) no-repeat;padding:0;margin:0;height:32px;width:32px;background-position:-132px 0px'   \/> <span class=\"head\">Bookmark in Browser<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"iconOnly\"><a rel=\"_self\" href=\"mailto:?subject=Buck&#039;s%20Blog%20:%20Funny%20News&amp;body=This%20is%20the%20coolest%20blob%20every.%20%20Buck%20Surdu%20is%20extra%20spiffy%20swell.%20%20http:\/\/bucksurdu.com\/blog\/?p=291\" title=\"Tell a friend about this post : Funny News \"><img src=\"http:\/\/bucksurdu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/share-and-follow\/images\/blank.gif\" height=\"32\"  width=\"32\" style=\"background: transparent url(http:\/\/bucksurdu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/share-and-follow\/default\/32\/sprite-feb-32.png) no-repeat;padding:0;margin:0;height:32px;width:32px;background-position:-363px 0px\" class=\"image-32\"  alt=\"email\" \/> <span class=\"head\">Tell a friend<\/span><\/a><\/li><\/ul><div class=\"clean\"><\/div> <\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend sent me this link:\u00a0\u00a0 Swordfish Article As many of you know, the name of my tavern for pirate brawls is The Ruptured Swordfish.\u00a0 More than once, a pirate has pulled the stuffed swordfish off the wall and used it as a weapon. 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