Bob’s Burger Wagon

Two days ago I posted pictures of Betty’s pie stand for my pulp village.  Last night I finished Bob’s Burger Wagon, the second Ainsty kit available through Recreational Conflict.  As with the pie stand, this kit assembled easily.  The notches in the roof are a little small for tabs on the sides of the wagon for was removal during game play.  I had to widen them a little.

Most of the decorations were made in PowerPoint, printed on card stock, and glued to the sides of the wagon.  This wagon and Betty’s Pies will make a nice addition to the Frosty Bar in the park near the center of Granville.  The cub scouts are from Reaper Chronoscope, and “Bob” is from Pulp Figures.

Betty’s Pies

At Fall In 2014, Recreational Conflict sold this MDF building.  It is for their line of figures for British football hooligan games.  I guess the game has been deemed as offensive in the UK for portraying football violence as a game.  So gassing thousands of folks on the Western Front is okay, but beating up a few people at a soccer game is not.  Anyway, Recreational Conflict has two buildings.  This is one that I finished today.

This kit went together easily — even without instructions — and painted easily.  I don’t know the manufacturer, but it wasn’t pre-painted like the 4Ground ones.  That’s just as well, because I could paint the exposed tabs in the same color as the rest of the building to avoid that look of the 4Ground buildings.

The roof comes off.  I plan to add this to the park in my town (Granville) I use for pulp games.

Taliban fighters spank Marines and SEALs in the first HAWKs club game of 2015

For our first club night of 2015, Duncan hosted his WWI version of the battle of Four Corners (Look, Sarge, No Charts: 1914) , and Noah and his son hosted a Sangin (name of the rules) modern Afghanistan skirmish.  I played in the modern game, because I wanted to see how the rules worked.

Setting up the battlefield over a Cigar Box Battles desert map
Setting up the battlefield over a Cigar Box Battles desert map

Noah put together the terrain with Miniature Building Authority Middle East buildings over a Cigar Box Battles mat.  He added some Woodland Scenics trees and a scratch built rocky mountain.  The table looked quite good.

Another view of the initial setup
Another view of the initial setup

We were using the rules called Sangin, which are a set of rules for modern skirmish actions.  I don’t know if they are Afghanistan specific or Southwest Asia general, but there was a lot of detail that gave it an authentic feel.

My mortar team and the rest of my group in their initial positions on a hill overlooking the town
My mortar team and the rest of my group in their initial positions on a hill overlooking the town

Each player had about eight figures, representing a Taliban group or an understrength infantry squad.  I had a mortar team and small group of infantry.

Two of my men manning a recoilless rifle
Two of my men manning a recoilless rifle

The game had a couple of interesting mechanics.  First, figures have a rating, called “body,” which determined the number of phases (and the sequence of activations) within a turn.  All of my figures got four activations in a ten phase turn, but better troops could have activate more frequently and worse units could have activated less frequently.  I have to say that with different figures in the squad activating in different phases, it could get difficult, even with eight figures to keep track of who was supposed to activate when.  Some colored marks or something might have been helpful.

The Marines advance through the trees toward the town
The Marines advance through the trees toward the town

Second, after a figure activated (executing up to three activation points), the figure is marked with a chip that indicates how it ended the activation (e.g., kneeling, hidden, prone, running, etc.).  The markers had the modifiers for the soldier for spotting, shooting, and defensive benefit when a target.  That was quite convenient, but there were a number of additional modifiers that still required the use of the chart card — at least until we get more familiar with the rules.

Chuck's and Kevin's Marines advancing
Chuck's and Kevin's Marines advancing

This is the first game I have played in quite some time that used percentile dice.  I always liked percentile dice until I realized that if you have no modifiers less than 5%, you can get the same effect with a d20.  Still, there is an intuitively please aspect to knowing that you have 45% chance of success, which means you have to roll 01 – 45 on percentile dice.  In Sangin, figures each have base percent chances of success for things like shooting, using heavy weapons, spotting, morale, etc.  These base percentages are modified by wounds, cover, posture, etc.  That worked pretty well.

Chuck's squad, having been hammered by RPGs, mortars, and AK-47s
Chuck's squad, having been hammered by RPGs, mortars, and AK-47s

Another aspect of the rules that will take some getting used to is the ranges.  The burst radii for weapons seemed really large.  They were probably in scale to the scale of the figures without any distortion, but none of us know that when we started.  That meant that grenades had unexpectedly large burst radii and troops were deployed too close together.  In the above picture, you can see a large percentage of Chuck’s squad incapacitated and marked for morale checks (white squares) as a result of a 60mm mortar shell.

Two Navy SEALs that I spanked with a recoilless rifle shot
Two Navy SEALs that I spanked with a recoilless rifle shot

I have to say that in general I like when the ground scale is close to the figure scale.  I took a lot of flack for that over the years with Beer and Pretzels Skirmish where even on a large table figures seldom got beyond medium range.  Keeping your ground scale close to your figure scale also tends to under-represent the value of rifles over submachine guns, pistols, and carbines as well, but somehow it feels better to me.

A view of the center of town that shows the Cigar Box Battles mat
A view of the center of town that shows the Cigar Box Battles mat

In general, there were a lot of things I liked about the rules.  I think I will want to play them a few more times before making any decisions, but I think they have a lot of potential.  I think with more experience using the rules, Sangin will run quickly and play well.  I am looking forward to the next time Noah runs them.

An artsy view of my recoilless rifle team and their SEAL targets
An artsy view of my recoilless rifle team and their SEAL targets

While eight of us were playing Sangin, the rest of the guys were playing Duncan’s WWI Look, Sarge, No Charts variant.

Duncan's WWI version of The Battle of Four Corners
Duncan's WWI version of The Battle of Four Corners
Another view of Duncan's game
Another view of Duncan's game
Lots of routing French
Lots of routing French
A final view of Duncan's game
A final view of Duncan's game

First Completed Figures of 2015

Finished Set of Figures
Finished Set of Figures

As mentioned in a previous post, I have been working on this set of 10mm “Fellowship of the Ring” figures from Copplestone Castings.

Gandalf, Frodo, and Sam
Gandalf, Frodo, and Sam
Aragorn, Merri, and Pippin
Aragorn, Merri, and Pippin
Gimli and Legolas
Gimli and Legolas
Beorn
Beorn

To make it a full set, the bag came with a couple of extra figures, that I suppose were meant to be the characters in alternative poses.

Extra Elf Figure
Extra Elf Figure
Extra Human and Dwarf Figures
Extra Human and Dwarf Figures
Extra Dwarf Leader
Extra Dwarf Leader

Recent Copplestone Figures

Wasps
Wasps

As I have mentioned in previous posts, I have been picking away at my unpainted lead collection.  Recently I’ve been knocking out 10mm fantasy figures that I had collected over time.  Back when RLBPS carried the Copplestone 10mm figures at conventions, I picked up a few packs.  Over the past week or so, I finished them off.

Platypus Infantry
Platypus Infantry

The platypuses are Magister Millitum, but I finished them this week as well.  I wish that Magister Millitum had platypuses in more poses.  Note that I painted one of them as Perry the Platypus from the Phineas and Ferb cartoon.

Copplestone "City Cavalry"
Copplestone "City Cavalry"

Copplestone has a number of units called “city…” which I think are supposed to be Gondor, but he doesn’t have the license to the Tolkien stuff.

Copplestone "City Infantry"
Copplestone "City Infantry"

These were fun to pain in small batches.  Normally I paint large batches for maximum throughput, but in small batches I find I take my time and add some little details here and there.

Copplestone "City Cavalry"
Copplestone "City Cavalry"

The last pack of Copplestone figures I have finished is his “Fellowship of the Ring” pack.  I will post pictures of them when I get them mounted on bases.

HAWKS Ring Out the New Year with Gaming

Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!

For the sixth year in a row, the HAWKs rang out the new year at Casa Surdu with an evening of gaming.  Though many of the regulars were unable to attend, we still had a large crowd — 12 gamers plus a couple of kibitzers.  The plan was to play three games.  The first was the traditional Santa Claus game using GASLIGHT.  The second was a large X-Wing game with almost everything I have.  And the final game for 2014 was Red Dragon Inn.

A long shot of the town of Granville before the battle
A long shot of the town of Granville before the battle

The first game was set in my pulp town of Granville, Illinois.  We used To Be Continued… by GASLIGHT as the rules.  In this scenario Santa has been shot down by Venusians and crashed near the Sinclair gas station.  (You don’t see the sleigh in this shot, because I took it before Chris arrived with the sleigh.)  The objective of the good guys was to gather up as many packages as possible and get them to Duke Morrison’s waiting airplane, the Anything but a Twenty, for subsequent distribution to deserving boys and girls.  The various groups of gangsters who inhabit the town were trying to gather the presents for themselves.  In addition, the Venusians (see the gold space ships in the park not far from Duke’s plane), were trying to capture the sleigh and/or reindeer so that they could study the technology.  There was also a small group of Nazi Fifth Columnists in the town who were interested in capturing Santa’s giant mechanical nutcracker and clockwork Santas.

A shot of the trailer park before the battle
A shot of the trailer park before the battle

The packages were scattered around town, and the gangsters were likewise distributed in buildings.  Duke Morrison, “Boats” Morgan, “Wrench” Web and their soldiers and sailors started near the Anything But a Twenty.  The Venusians began near their ships.  Santa and a few of his units landed near the Sinclair station.  Nearby were professor Serafini Nannini and his lab assistants, who moved to investigate the crash, as well a group of friendly snowmen and snowball fighting kids who had a vested interest in helping Santa.

Duke's plain awaits the arrival of Santa and his packages
Duke's plain awaits the arrival of Santa and his packages

Many of Santa’s other allies, like teddy bear infantry, toy soldiers, additional kids with snowballs, Moonraiser’s Marauders, and additional snowmen arrived in the first few turns, their arrival location being randomized.

Santa, his militia, mechanical saints, and a giant nutcracker gather up strewn packages
Santa, his militia, mechanical saints, and a giant nutcracker gather up strewn packages

The HAWKs tradition is for my son to be Santa.  The other unfortunate tradition is that Santa always has gotten killed.  When my son was younger, that was disheartening for him.  This year he didn’t want to play Santa, but we made him anyway.  Spoiler alert: Santa lived.

The game began with Santa righting his crashed sled and calling four remaining reindeer to his assistance.  Four reindeer weren’t enough to lift the heavily-laden sleigh, but they were enough to pull it slowly.  In addition the clockwork Santas and giant nutcracker were enlisted to push the sleigh as well.

Friendly snowmen take packages to Santa
Friendly snowmen take packages to Santa

Hermie and Rudloph jumped into a nearby roadster and, after a slight mishap which involved getting their car stuck in a hedge — it turns out that Hermie is a poor driver, they began collecting packages.  The nearby friendly snowmen collected packages and brought them to Santa while a group of kids with snowballs repulsed a group of gangsters and pursued a second one.

Angry snowmen, kids with snow balls, penguins, and gangsters duke it out
Angry snowmen, kids with snow balls, penguins, and gangsters duke it out

At the other end of the town, another group of snowball wielding kids and a group of penguins battled with angry snowmen and gangsters to secure an egress route for Santa.

A long shot of the fight
A long shot of the fight
Chaos in the streets
Chaos in the streets

Angry snowmen and gangsters tried to set up a roadblock to stop Santa’s sleigh while other gangsters (on the street to the left of the one in this picture) set up a bucket brigade to haul packages from a building to a “borrowed” bus.

Moonraiser's Maurauders battling with gangsters
Moonraiser's Maurauders battling with gangsters

Moonraiser’s Marauders (from the Island of Misfit Toys) attacked Bonnie’s gangsters, but took the worst end of the subsequent melee.  This gave Bonnie, Harry the Horse, and the Limey’s gangs an opportunity to try to cut off Santa’s movement toward Duke’s plane.

Santa's entourage
Santa's entourage

Yukon Cornelius and the Bumble, hitched their red and yellow panel van to Santa’s sleigh and began towing it up the road.  This freed up the reindeer to fly to the rooftops of Granville business to retrieve presents that fell during Santa’s crash landing.  At the same time, Duke Morrison was battling Venusians and other bad guys.  Tanks as having a bad dice night, rolling many 20’s.  It was probably inevitable that Duke would be incapacitated before the end of the game.

Santa's disabled sleigh being pulled up the road by Yukon Cornelius in the yellow panel van
Santa's disabled sleigh being pulled up the road by Yukon Cornelius in the yellow panel van

Many of the gangsters began trying to ram into either the panel van or the sleigh itself to stop it.  At the same time, the Nazi “she wolves” boarded the sleigh and engaged in hand-to-hand combat with Santa.  At this point, I was worried that Santa was going to die again this year, but he passed all his Save rolls and cleared the sleigh of enemy boarders.  The Venusians came alongside in a “borrowed” vehicle and began shooting at Santa.  Still Santa Saved, while toy soldiers and teddy bears defended the sleigh.  After four hours of play, we determined that there was nothing the bad buys had left in their bag of tricks to stop Santa from linking up with Duke Morrison’s men.

The final count on presents was 24 to the good guys and 14 to the bad guys.  Santa lived.  It was a convincing good guy victory.

I tore down Granville (a significant task) while everyone partook on breaded chicken over pasta with garlic bread.  The chicken recipe came from my aunt and was prepared much earlier in the day.  My wife heated it up while we finished the GASLIGHT game.   This gave me time to put away all the buildings and figures.

Bill Brought his Deep Space Nine Piece for the Star Trek Version of the Rules
Bill Brought his Deep Space Nine Piece for the Star Trek Version of the Rules

The second game we played was X-Wing.  I wanted to put all — or nearly all — of my X-Wing ships on the table.  Each player had three fighters or perhaps a smaller number of larger ships.  Bill brought the Deep Space Nine station from the Star Trek version of the rules to use as a communications satellite.  This became the objective.  The rebels swooped in to knock it out, but were surprised to find that it was fully operational and guarded by several squadrons of Tie Fighters.  Does that sound like the plot of Empire Strikes Back?

Setting Up for a LARGE X-Wing Game
Setting Up for a LARGE X-Wing Game

Some of the rag tag group of rebel ships were piloted by experts.  Some of the ships were older relics piloted by novices.  The Empire had a couple of aces, but also a couple of academy rookies.  The rebels also had the Mellinium Falcon piloted by Han Solo and a small cruiser.

Rebel Cruiser Supported by Fighters and Han Solo in the Millennium Falcon
Rebel Cruiser Supported by Fighters and Han Solo in the Millennium Falcon

I don’t know if Princess Leah was on board, but this ship was impressive on the table — even though it was armed with just a single weapon.

Tie Fighters Rush to the Defense of the Communications Satellite
Tie Fighters Rush to the Defense of the Communications Satellite

The Tie Fighters ganged up on the Falcon, eventually turn it into an impressive fireball.  While the Falcon was keeping many of the imperial fighters busy the other rebel battle group ground their way toward the communications station.  Despite heavy losses, they reached the station and were surprised by the heavy armament.  Several rebel fighters exploded as they approached.

Rebel Squadrons Approach the Communications Satellite
Rebel Squadrons Approach the Communications Satellite

The communications satellite was an easy target.  Despite the many shields, the rebels eventually punched through and began inflicting damage.  Then the cruiser came into range and began to fire.  A turn or two later, the communications satellite too exploded.  A good night for the rebels!

Red Dragon Inn: Last Game of 2014 and First Game of 2015
Red Dragon Inn: Last Game of 2014 and First Game of 2015

X-Wing ended about 1130.  While my wife passed around champaign in anticipation of the ball dropping in Times Square, we set up what we thought was going to be a quick game of Red Dragon Inn.  The game ended close to 2:00 AM with Bruce finally besting my daughter.

I’ve never understood the fascination with New Year’s Eve, but these marathon gaming sessions, while somewhat exhausting to host, are a nice way to finish out the year and start the new year.  What’s not to like about good food and fun games with buddies?!  I played my 42nd and 43rd miniatures games for the year — falling short of my 50-game goal.

 

Duncan’s Traditional Christmastime Game

A view of Duncan's Christmas game
Woody Kineval, Don, Noah, Eric, and Geoff admiring the chaos.

One of many HAWKs traditions is the Christmastime game at Duncan’s house sometime during the holidays.  Often the game is set in the War of 1812 and often in the winter.  This year Duncan hosted an American raid on a British encampment in Canada in the winter.  The American objective was to capture supplies, loot, and plunder.  The British objective was to hang onto their gear.

Kurt, Noah, Don, and Eric
Kurt, Noah, Don, and Eric

In the past, Duncan has used a variety of different rule sets, including GASLIGHT, for these games.  This year Duncan wanted to try using my G.A.M.E.R. rules that are under development.  In general, though there are questions about a set of rules that are still under development, the system worked well enough.

Dave's men rushed to the front, and then couldn't the broad side of a barn.
Dave's men rushed to the front and then couldn't the broad side of a barn.

Each player had two six-man groups and a leader to control.  Dave’s troops had high morale (“guts”) but terrible accuracy (“shooting skill”).  He rushed forward toward the enemy and then missed with nearly all his shots and Don laughed at him and taunted him.

Kurt and Noah
Duncan, Kurt, Noah, and Don

There was a furious melee in the woods just behind the plantation house, where Noah is seen in the photo moving his troops.  After the melee, which lasted a few turns, Eric was victorious, and Noah was out of the game.  Don taunted Noah too.

Hot and heavy fighting developed around the central plantation house

On my side of the table, Bruce occupied the brown building in the picture and then proceeded to decimate Jim’s and my forces.  We thought Bruce’s forces were snipers armed with Gatling guns.  On the first or second turn, Rob incapacitated my officer.  The officer had moved to the edge of the woods in the center right of the picture to locate the enemy.  He found them, but didn’t live long enough to let the troops know.  By the end of the game Rob and I had ground each other to a pulp, but he managed to capture two cows.  Don taunted me as well.

The game was a lot of fun.  Lots of folks brought cookies and snacks, so the holiday season pig out continued unabated as we battled.

Thanks to Duncan for hosting!

What Makes a Movie a “Christmas Movie?”

The characters from Santa Claus is Coming to Town

I got in a discussion recently about what makes a movie a Christmas movie.  (By the way, in this post, I will use the term “movie” liberally, applying it to 22-minute short animated shorts as well as live action feature films.)  The movie in question was March of the Wooden Soldiers, starring Laurel and Hardy.  While most people don’t know who Laurel and Hardy were, I still find their shorts and features entertaining.  I’ve always considered this a Christmas movie, probably because it was shown on television around the holidays when I was a kid, no one had cable television, and you had to be home to watch these holiday favorites the one or two times a season they would be on television.

I have always considered this movie (and the sad Disney remake, Babes in Toyland, despite Annette) to be a Christmas movie.

But what about this movie makes it a Christmas movie?  Santa Claus appears for a few minutes in one scene, but the movie doesn’t revolve around a Christmas message or even a storyline remotely related to Christmas.  It features clever effects (for its time) depicting nursery rhyme characters.  The humor is light and clean — as would be expected of a movie of its vintage.  The story is uncomplicated and fun, with a happy ending.  Perhaps what makes a movie a Christmas movie is clean family entertainment, a few laughs, and a happy ending?  Is that enough to be considered a Christmas (or holiday) movie?

Is death and mayhem that happens to occur on Christmas Eve a Christmas movie?

While I like Die Hard and even the second film in the series, just because it takes place on Christmas Eve I can’t consider this a Christmas movie.  Somehow dozens if gruesome killings doesn’t seem like a family, holiday movie to me.

I never considered this a Christmas movie until my daughter watched it yesterday and claimed it is.

While You Were Sleeping is among my favorite chick flicks, but I never considered it a Christmas movie.  My daughter recently claimed that it is, and I think she is right.  It takes place at Christmas, and many of the scenes revolve around Christmas celebrations and traditions.  The ending is a bit sappy, but it ends on a high note and is generally a very family friendly film.

Frosty the Snowman takes place at Christmas, features Santa saving the day, and talks about the magic of Christmas snow.
Frosty the Snowman takes place at Christmas, features Santa saving the day, and talks about the magic of Christmas snow.

Frosty the Snowman, featuring Jimmy Durante singing the title song which he made a hit in the 1940s or 1950s, always aired during the ramp up to Christmas, so I always considered this a Christmas movie.

A Charlie Brown Christmas has a clear Christmas message.

In retrospect, these Rankin Bass Christmas movies often portray Santa as not so nice, but they are Christmastime staples at our house — and probably yours.  Is any movie with Santa Claus a Christmas movie?  Rudolph has to be considered a Christmas classic; most of your favorite versions of many holiday songs are the Burl Ives version from this movie.

This version of A Christmas Carol is arguable the best adaptation of the Dickens Classic.

And of course, there have been many versions of A Christmas Carol.  It think it would be hard to argue that this is not a Christmas movie.  If you haven’t seen this version, you are missing out.

This version of A Christmas Carol is not as good as the Alistair Sim version, but it's still quite good.
Patrick Stewart is a terrific actor, and he makes this a solid version of A Christmas Carol.

The Patrick Stewart version is quite good — and his radio adaptation of him reading the story is worth the money as well.

Holiday Inn debuted the classic song, "White Christmas."
Holiday Inn debuted the classic song, "White Christmas."

Holiday Inn takes place across a full year of holidays, but it debuted the song “White Christmas,” and the movie’s finale takes place on Christmas Eve with Bing reprising the song and winning the girl.  While largely overshadowed by its big budget, VistaVision follow-on, this is a terrific movie to watch at Christmastime.

White Christmas is an excellent movie that takes place at Christmas and involves a Christmas present for Bing and Danny's general after WWII.

Though most of the dancing and singing sequences have little to do with Christmas, the basic plot that Bing and Danny pull together a nice Christmas present for their former commanding general is both fun, heartwarming, and tear jerking.  All of us former military folks aspire to that level of loyalty and respect; few achieve it.

Going My Way has a tear jerking ending on Christmas Eve.
Going My Way has a tear jerking ending on Christmas Eve.

If you don’t have to brush away a tear at the end of this movie, you are pretty callous.  I don’t know if this is a Christmas movie, per se, but it ends at Christmas and has a warm feel throughout.  This is the movie that make Bing Crosby a movie star as well as a singing star.

The follow-on to Going My Way, this is a forgotten, feel-good movie.
The follow-on to Going My Way, The Bells of St. Mary's is a forgotten, feel-good movie.

Bells of St. Mary’s is decidedly not a Christmas movie, but as wholesome family entertainment, this is great for the holiday season.

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" was first heard in Meet Me in St. Louis and became a hit for Judy Garland and others.

Meet Me in St. Louis is a movie that is NOT about Christmas, but it ends at Christmas and featured a hit single, “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.”  Apparently if a movie ends at Christmastime, it is often considered a Christmas movie.

Another example of a movie that has nothing to do with Christmas, ends at Christmastime, and is considered a Christmas movie.

The Little Drummer Boy has a clear Christmas message.
The Little Drummer Boy has a clear Christmas message.

The Little Drummer boy has a clear Christmas message.  While not as enjoyable as some of the other Rankin Bass movies, it is nonetheless well worth the time to watch it.

A Year Without a Santa Claus portrays Santa in a little better light than Rudolph.

A really forgotten game, It Happened on 5th Avenue takes place at Christmas and has a heartwarming feel.

It Happened on 5th Avenue is a terrific, though forgotten, film.  It involves a group of (oddball) strangers who meet around Christmastime in New York City, work through their troubles, change for the better, do nice things for each other, etc.  If you haven’t see this movie, you are missing a really great movie.

Miracle on 34th Street is a heartwarming tale that not only takes place at Christmas, but has a pretty good warm Christmas feeling about it.

There have been a few remakes of this classic, but none match the original.  Based on a short story, this a fun movie about a man who thinks he is Santa Claus and all the things he does to help a number of people.

The Home Alone series has no Christmas message, per se, but they take place during the Christmas season. Is that enough?
How the Grinch Stole Christmas is a classic cartoon with a solid Christmas message.
A Christmas Story is a hilarious and nostalgic look at Christmas through the eyes of a child.

A Christmas Story was a sleeper when it first came to theaters.  It has become a classic staple in our house — despite Ted Turner showing it for 24 hours on Christmas day and threatening to over play it as they did with It’s a Wonderful Life.

The Santa Clause is a modern Christmas movie with good messages and a feel good ending.

Though revolving around the secular, rather than religious, meaning of Christmas, the first two movies in this series are solid family entertainment.  This movie was nice in the way it explained a lot of the Santa mythos.

Christmas in Connecticut has always been a Christmas favorite for me -- though not my kids.

Christmas in Connecticut is a largely forgotten gem in the vein of the screwball comedy.  Involving secrets, hidden identities, an overbearing boss, some fun character actors, and a happy ending, we’ve always considered this a Christmas movie.  Though Christmas is in the title, the fact that it takes place during the Christmas season and involves some celebrations and traditions, makes it clearly a Christmas movie in my book.  Don’t waste your time with the 1970’s remake; see the original.

Christmas Vacation is a very funny movie that takes place at Christmas, but not suitable for younger viewers.
Christmas Vacation is a very funny movie that takes place at Christmas, but not suitable for younger viewers.

Christmas Vacation has many hilarious scenes, but it is not appropriate for younger kids.  Now that my kids are older, this has become a holiday seasons staple. The Christmas message is a little light, but Chevy Chase is trying to make a special Christmas for his family as he goes through a number of slapstick misadventures.

As with all animated shorts by Big Idea Productions, The Toy that Saved Christmas has a strong religious message.

The Veggie Tales videos were originally sold only in Christian book stores but are widely available now.  This one and Rack, Shack, and Benny are my two favorites.  This one is about a group of kids — and a toy, named Buzzsaw Louie — trying to find the true meaning of Christmas.  The whole series of Veggies Tales videos are good for both adults and kids.

The Lemon Drop kid introduced the song "Silver Bells."

Another forgotten gem, The Lemon Drop kids, based on a Damon Runyon story, is about a confidence man who is down on his luck and comes up with a scheme to dress up as Santa and collect money on street corners.  The movie has an ending not unlike the Capra classic Lady for a Day.  This movie also introduced the world to the Christmas song “Silver Bells.”

The Bishop's Wife as a five-star, wonderful movie.

Saving probably the best for last, if you haven’t seen this gem, you are again missing out.  The movie centers around a bishop and his wife who are visited by an angel around Christmastime.  In the end, the Bishop realizes that even he has lost sight of the true meaning of Christmas and family.  There are a number of memorable scenes.  Unlike modern movies this is not about action.  Listen to the dialog.  There is a lot of depth to this film.

So, I started out trying to answer the question,”What makes a movie a Christmas movie.”  Along the way, I highlighted some of my favorite Christmas films, but I’m not sure I answered the question.  While I have enjoyed movies like Elf and Jingle All the Way, I didn’t highlight them in this missive.  I suppose for me, a Christmas movie needs to be family friendly, have a positive message, and largely take place at Christmastime.  While movies like Meet Me in St. Louis and It’s a Wonderful Life are terrific, family friendly films, I’ve never considered them Christmas movies, but perhaps I should.  For me Christmas movies must be the kind of heartwarming, uplifting, sometimes tear-jerking movies that help you get in the “Christmas mood.”  Though March of the Wooden Soldiers has little to do with Christmas, we watch it every year at Christmastime.  Perhaps it is the naiveté of innocence of these films that make them Christmas movies.  So maybe the fact that we can enjoy that innocence year after year as a family is what makes them Christmas movies.  In the same way that many “Christmas songs” are really winter songs that have little, if anything to do with Christmas but help you get in the Christmas mood, maybe that’s what makes Christmas in Connecticut, The Bishop’s Wife, and A Christmas Carol “Christmas movies,” even though they don’t explicitly talk about the true meaning of Christmas or even the secular mythology of Santa Claus.

My kids will soon be moving out and starting their own lives on their own.  We’ll only see them on holidays and the occasional visit.  Our life will be different — and not all in good ways.  But I’ll bet when she get together at Christmas, the movies I highlighted above will be part of our holiday activities.

Hide the picnic lunch. The ants are coming!

The giant red army ant battlegroup
The giant red army ant battlegroup

I recently ordered some 10mm giant ants from Magister Militium for my fantasy armies.  I went back and forth on whether to make them black ants or red ants.  I decided on red.

The giant red army ants with spears
The giant red army ants with spears

I like the looks of these figures.  The giant ants are in sort of a centaur pose.

The giant red army ants with swords
The giant red army ants with swords
Giant red army ants with crossbows
Giant red army ants with crossbows
Giant red army ants alongside their praying mantis allies
Giant red army ants alongside their praying mantis allies

I thought the praying mantises looked too crowded with all six on a base and too open with just three, so I placed a couple of additional ants on the base as sort of a combined arms team.

Giant red army ants riding on giant beetles
Giant red army ants riding on giant beetles

HAWKs Night

Dave sporting his fashion accessories during Chris Fischer's stomp robot play test
Dave sporting his fashion accessories during Chris Fischer's stomp robot play test

Last night was HAWKs night.  There were two simultaneous games.  The first was Kurt Schlegel’s 1973 Arab-Israeli War game based on the battle of Quatre Bras.  Since many of the HAWKs supported the 114th Signal Battalion’s SLPD (see http://bucksurdu.com/blog/?p=3350) the various game masters have taken turns running their version of the scenario at club nights.  This week was Kurt’s turn.

The second game was a play test of Kevin Fischer’s game based on a Japanese anime series.  It involved large stompy robots (actually these are more like battle mechs that have human (or human-like operators) battling each other.  We also had tanks and infantry running around.

Kurt Schlegel's 1973 Arab Israeli War game based on Quatre Bras
Kurt Schlegel's 1973 Arab Israeli War game based on Quatre Bras

Apparently the Egyptians had a slight advantage over the Israelis when the game ended.

Another view of the Arab Israeli War game
Another view of the Arab Israeli War game

The robot game went pretty well for a first play test.  I don’t know the genre, so I don’t know if the game reflects the cartoon well.  It had a few rough edges and can use a little streamlining, but it was fun.

I hit Mike Fischer's stompy robot in the cockpit in mid leap, and it crashed.
I hit Mike Fischer's stompy robot in the cockpit in mid leap, and it crashed.

The game only took a couple of hours, so we had a little time for a game of Red Dragon Inn.

A quick game of Red Dragon Inn
A quick game of Red Dragon Inn